"after a while, all good competitions become head games..."

"just remember, you can't cure crazy..."

"yogurtland should really be called, 'squeeze it yourself, bitch!'..."

"she's a hippie... but she's clean..."

"she's a ground-up kinda girl... you know, she's willing to get her hands dirty working hard and doesn't think just because you look cute in a skirt you're gonna have everything handed to you..."

"you can tell she's getting pissed because she's starting to swear more and more whenever i talk to her..."