"no, not frankie's t*tty bar... i said TIKI bar!..."

"there is no do, only outdo..."

"butter is better..."

"is that him?... it doesn't look like him... he needs to take his shirt off, then i can tell..."

"oh girl, your boobs look great, that's why i included them!..."

"symbiotic is just a fancy way of saying co-dependent..."

"you had me at one part scotch..."