"she said her first time was with me but you know...she's one of those christian girls..."

"i've never drinken so much in my entire life!..."

"oh, there's skin on the chicken?...i better put my teeth in..."

"oh my gawd...los angeles is so ridiculous...they don't have any red lobsters, outbacks or party cities..."

"everyone knows if it's on a toothpick, it's not fattening..."

"you don't look old, you look young and fresh!... like a 35yr old..."

"there's something very hookeresque sounding about calling yourself a professional entertainer..."