"safe words don't count as code words!..."

"when a girl is past her twenties and is still unmarried...there's usually something..."

"i'm not really a religious person...but i do pray for opportunities to make fun of people..."

"if by 'morning person' you mean someone who goes to bed around 5 or 6 am...then yes, i am a morning person..."

"this isn't melrose place...and you're not amanda woodward..."

"my advice to you... keep it wound... whether it's your watch or your personality... there's something to be said for being wound up..."

"i should put it on...it's fancy...i get attention...i like attention..."